The Birth of the Terror that Will Kill You in Your Sleep One Day

"Money Hustard" (moneyhustard) 08/07/2014 at 23:28 • Filed to: None

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If batteries ever stop sucking, and get a lot smaller, and about 4,392,870,342,980 other things go wrong, this is totally how the machines will come for you. Awful little gnashing legs of self-reproducing fury will slide under your door, and it's going to stab you with it's robotic knife-feet.

All while you are sleeping like the flesh bag that you are. I'm sorry, but this shit's creepy y'all.

GIF Credit: Samuel Felton via AAAS

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Money Hustard 08/07/2014 at 23:32

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Either Cthulhu or Yog-Sothoth will eat us first.

user314 > Money Hustard 08/07/2014 at 23:33

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Anyone else reminded of the acid-injecting robot spiders Gene Simmons sicked on Tom Sellek in Runaway?

Money Hustard > PanchoVilleneuve ST 08/07/2014 at 23:36

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The power of Bogdan will save us.

PS9 > Money Hustard 08/07/2014 at 23:37

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It's considerably worse than that. If this doesn't qualify as a real life T-800 prototype, I don't know what the fuck does...

Money Hustard > PS9 08/07/2014 at 23:40

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It all comes down to batteries or compact, clean power generation. It's going to be huge when a break through occurs in this field, but you'll also have shit like this to worry about.

Minardi Gras > PS9 08/07/2014 at 23:56

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Frosted > Minardi Gras 08/08/2014 at 00:05

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I can't even right now. You win.

Manuél Ferrari > Money Hustard 08/08/2014 at 01:12

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Forget clean

The crazy Russians will probably use a mini nuclear power source to create the ultimate robot weapon!

They'll give zero Fuchs about it being dirty

Brian Silvestro > Money Hustard 08/08/2014 at 07:10

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That shit's scary as fuck yo.

KnotThatBusy > Money Hustard 08/08/2014 at 08:39

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Tom Selleck and Gene Simmons are WAAAAYYYY ahead of this! Wow, Kirstie Allie was HOT in 1984!